Hello, fellow Tottenham Hotspur fans. There is no Ange-ball this weekend, as the football gods have deemed us unworthy of such an honor, consigned instead to two weeks of purgatory ahead of what will be surely a hellish North London Derby next weekend.
Alas, it is our fate. But that said, there are still three Premier League matches to watch today, should you choose to. And hey, maybe Wolves will make Arsenal even more sad today.
This is your open thread. Try not to break it.
Saturday Football Open Thread
Luton Town vs. Brentford
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. BST
TV: USA Network (USA), not televised (UK)
Stream: NBCSports.com
Sheffield United vs. Burnley
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. BST
TV: none
Stream: Peacock
Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Arsenal
2:30 p.m. ET / 7:30 p.m. BST
TV: USA Network (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: NBCSports.com