With Ballon d’Or success, one Man Utd signing would be catapulted to the top of this list ahead of an old Arsenal record target and new entry James Maddison.
1) James Rodriguez – £63.2m/€80m (Monaco to Real Madrid, July 2014)
Never before has a shop window been so successfully deployed as when Rodriguez and his giant pet grasshopper dominated the 2014 World Cup so thoroughly that Real Madrid couldn’t help but make the Colombian the fourth most expensive footballer ever at the time. His next permanent club being Everton remains hilarious.
2) Thomas Lemar – £63m/€70m (Monaco to Atletico Madrid, June 2018)
With failed club-record bids from Arsenal and Liverpool in his back pocket, Lemar took his eternal search for justice to Spain and Diego Simeone has not let him go since.
3) Kaka – £56m/€65m (AC Milan to Real Madrid, June 2009)
The world’s costliest signing of all time – at least for a couple of weeks. After a planned £91m move to Manchester City on £500,000-a-week wages collapsed the previous January, Kaka went for a slightly more modest fee and delivered even less flashy numbers: 29 goals, 39 assists, 120 appearances and two trophies in four years before heading back to the Rossoneri on a free.
4) Bruno Fernandes – £55.6m/€65m (Sporting to Man Utd, January 2020)
Add-ons have already far surpassed the initial £46.6m fee, with Sporting potentially due another £12.7m if Fernandes wins the PFA Player of the Year award or makes the Ballon d’Or top three. And considering his impact, Man Utd would still consider every penny to be uncharacteristically well spent.
5) Oscar – £52m/€60m (Chelsea to Shanghai SIPG, January 2017)
“Every football player, or every person who works, wants to earn money to help their families. I came from a social background in Brazil that is very poor. We didn’t have anything. This is the fruit of my work and when I earn this, it is because I conquered it. The same way I came here, I will be able to return to Europe.” Fair play, although that continental comeback has still not been made.
6) Zinedine Zidane – £46.6m/€76m (Juventus to Real Madrid, July 2001)
With Spurs presumably unwilling to let Tim Sherwood go, Real Madrid had to settle for second best and a man absolutely dripping in Galactico rizz.
7) Gylfi Sigurdsson – £45m/€53m (Swansea to Everton, August 2017)
Part of the single greatest season of Premier League club-specific signings, with Everton also bringing in Davy Klaassen (£23.6m), Henry Onyekuru (£6.8m), Sandro Ramirez (£5.2m), Jordan Pickford (£30m), Michael Keane (£25m), Wayne Rooney (free), Nikola Vlasic (£8m), Cenk Tosun (£27.5m) and Theo Walcott (£20m).
8) Bernardo Silva – £43m/€50m (Monaco to Manchester City, May 2017)
The Portuguese has tried to leave almost every summer since but 12 trophies and more appearances under Pep Guardiola (306) than any player ever aside from Kevin de Bruyne (315) has been a fair consolation prize.
9) Mesut Ozil – £42.4m/€50m (Real Madrid to Arsenal, September 2013)
Poor Geraint Hughes must still be having flashbacks after being encompassed by giddy Arsenal fans celebrating the quite unfathomable capture of a Real Madrid star at his peak. Everyone knows how that five-year contract and three-year extension in 2018 played out eventually but there were moments of absolute brilliance before.
10) James Maddison – £40m/€46.3m (Leicester to Tottenham, June 2023)
The most expensive Premier League signing from a relegated club, Maddison would be fortunate to emulate a former holder of that title in Moussa Sissoko.
11) Joelinton – £40m/€45m (Hoffenheim to Newcastle, July 2019)
Does he belong on the list of most expensive midfielders, forwards or strikers instead? Genuinely not sure. But Eddie Howe has treasured and transformed Steve Bruce’s trash in so very many ways.
12) James Rodriguez – £38.5m/€45m (Porto to Monaco, May 2013)
Long before a Galactico future could be considered, Rodriguez was moving to newly-minted Monaco as the more expensive part of a double transfer with Joao Moutinho. The Colombian scored nine goals and assisted 13 in his only Ligue Un season.
13) Alex Teixeira – £38m/€50m (Shakhtar Donetsk to Jiangsu Suning, January 2016)
The greatest Liverpool player that never was. Teixeira raked in a fortune and scored almost a goal every other game in China.
Do you think Alex Teixeira ever regrets not rejecting this and forcing a move to Liverpool. https://t.co/zeHcGIkKS2 pic.twitter.com/YineGUfLXb
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14) Javier Pastore – £37.5m/€43m (Palermo to Paris Saint-Germain, August 2011)
A statement signing in that first transfer window following their summer 2011 takeover, Pastore racked up a respectable 269 appearances, 105 combined goals and assists and 16 trophies.
15) Juan Mata – £37.1m/€44.6m (Chelsea to Man Utd, January 2014)
David Moyes had put a helicopter aside for Gareth Bale but ended up using it on Mata instead – not that he was the one to benefit from the Spaniard’s genius.
16) Lucas Paqueta – £36.7m/€43m (Lyon to West Ham, August 2022)
That initial fee has almost certainly risen after a debut season which steadily improved to an excellent trophy-winning crescendo, with the potential cost of the deal as high as a club-record £51.3m/€60m for West Ham.
17) Felipe Anderson – £33.5m/€40m (Lazio to West Ham, July 2018)
That initial fee almost certainly never rose after a solid debut season quickly disintegrated through injury and the sacking of Manuel Pellegrini, with the potential cost of the deal as high as a club-record £42m/€50m for West Ham.
18) Emi Buendia – £33m/€38.4m (Norwich to Aston Villa, June 2021)
Arsenal might be fighting their transfer battles – and apparently winning – against Manchester City in 2023, but just a couple of years ago they were going toe to toe with Aston Villa and losing out when it came to Buendia.
19) Mario Gotze – £31.5m/€37m (Borussia Dortmund to Bayern Munich, July 2013)
The deal, of course, was actually announced in April 2013. “It could have been timed better,” said Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp, who added “anybody can make their own minds up as to why it’s come out now” while staring into the souls of Champions League semi and final opponents Real Madrid and Bayern Munich.
20) Lucas Paqueta – £31.4m/€35m (Flamengo to AC Milan, January 2019)
The Brazilian has thrived under the weight of the price tag at West Ham in a way he never could at AC Milan. Newcastle would quite like to place Paqueta towards the top of this list, thank you very much.
Gaizka Mendieta (€47.7m) and Manuel Rui Costa (€43m) should at least be mentioned, those beautiful boys. Sterling was much stronger back then.
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