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Premier League match schedule
Crystal Palace vs Liverpool
7:30 a.m. ET / 12:30 p.m. BST
TV: USA Network (USA), discovery+ / TNT Sports 1 (UK)
Stream: nbcsports.com
Arsenal vs. Southampton
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Brentford vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Leicester City vs. Bournemouth
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Manchester City vs. Fulham
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
West Ham vs. Ipswich Town
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: USA Network (USA), not televised (UK)
Stream: Peacock
Everton vs. Newcastle
12:30 p.m. ET / 5:30 p.m. BST
TV: NBC (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: Peacock