Want £25,005? Yes? Got a fiver? Yes?
Then you might give thought to this unique, never-to-be-repeated investment opportunity.
Every time Ebere Eze and Michael Olise combine, Palace fans see gorgeous football. Can you imagine how good Glasner’s Palace will be next season if these stars both stay – and stay fit? Could you make money from this? Yes!
Timing: Invest in May 2024. Be sure to invest early for best terms. Cash in date will be late May 2025 (possibly sooner). You can spend your payout as you want – a dream holiday, a new car, some Selhurst season tickets….
Your Investment: By making this investment, you back Palace to ‘do a Leicester’ and win the 2024/25 Premier League! It’s not that crazy! Look at the facts:
- The season before they won the Premier League, Leicester finished 14th with 41 points and a goal difference of -9, having averaged only 42% possession.
- With 3 games left this season, Palace are 14th with 40 points and a goal difference of -12, having averaged 42% possession.
- The odds against Leicester winning the 2015/16 Premier League were 5,000/1. In July 2023, FanDuel offered Palace at 100,000/1 to finish top of the 2023/24 Premier League. A successful investment of £5 for 2024/25 at these “odds” would give you a tax-free guaranteed payout of £500,005!
Guaranteed Payout: This opportunity will soon be offered by major companies including Ladbroke, Coral, Paddy Power, Skybet, Bet365 and William Hill. If Palace win the Premier League next season, any one of these companies will be only too delighted to pay out the vast amounts of money they will owe you. All you have to do is give the company your Investment Certificate, also known as a “betting slip”.
Is This Payout Taxed? There is no tax whatsoever on the payout you’ll receive if Palace win the Premier League, and you don’t even need to tell His Majesty’s Revenue & Customs.
What Happens If You Lose? Your surprisingly small investment will buy you dreams of victories and riches – dreams that might die in a moment or could stay alive for as long as the fixture list lets Ollie Glasner’s Red and Blue Army continue its rampage.
You Have “Inside Information”. Only Palace fans plus a few pundits, journalists and opponents have yet seen what ‘Glasnerball’ is doing to top half Premier League teams. This will change as points accumulate. Key factors include:
- Glasner’s new ideas clearly have mass buy-in from the entire squad. Everyone seems to see that extraordinary hard work can bring extraordinary prizes.
- Having started without a transfer window, Glasner’s coaching skills have been rigorously and publicly tested. To Glasner’s credit, improvements are already obvious across the squad, notably in Will Hughes, Tyrick Mitchell and of course Jean-Philippe Mateta.
- Glasner is greedy for points. His team won 3 in a row, achieved Premier League safety after a hard season with injuries and behind the scenes changes, and up popped Ollie ….. demanding more points, next game, no time to waste.
- Palace fans have already given the new manager their blessing with choruses of Ollie Glasner’s Red and Blue Army as Newcastle’s sorry fans departed.
PLUS It’s next season or …. maybe never.
What’s So Special About The 2024/25 Season?
- This Palace squad, when fit, has the potential to be our most exciting ever, but we need luck with injuries. During their title-winning season, Leicester had extraordinary good fortune with injuries. No fewer than 12 players made 29 or more appearances.
- A huge team effort in the last 15 minutes at Craven Cottage produced suffocating pressure on Fulham and almost turned a losing position into a well-deserved victory. This also proved remarkable improvements in Palace fitness levels. Translated across next season, there can be little doubt that this significant increase in focused energy will produce many extra points.
- Goals scored will increase when Palace start scoring from training ground corner routines. With only one goal scored all season following a corner, things can only get better!
- Sooner or later, Champions Manchester City have to face the music on Profit & Sustainability. Since the 115 charges were laid down, City have been allowed to win the Premier League twice. Sooner or later, they must be punished with some points deducted. Next season looks favourite. This may leave a gap for another team to win the Premier League.
- Without Jurgen Klopp for the first time in 9 years, Liverpool could fall away from the levels achieved this season. Only last month, in a ‘must-win’ game to stay in title contention, Liverpool were blown away at home by the intensity, desire and passion of Palace players and fans.
- Arsenal are of course very good, but they do rely on some fortune and the ability they often seem to be given at the Emirates, to play until they score.
- Glasner has not yet enjoyed the benefit of the return to full fitness of an array of fine Palace players in Marc Guehi, Cheick Doucoure, Jefferson Lerma, Sam Johnstone and Matheus Franca. Plus, since Glasner’s arrival, Olise and Eze are yet to function at 100%.
- Steve Parish has been to the bank. We’re told a loan has been arranged, and we all hope a nice amount of cash will be available for new signings to strengthen the squad. The word is, Dougie Freedman is particularly excited about incomings this summer. With Adam Wharton and Daniel Munoz already performing exceptionally well, Freedman could be on his way to making 2024 a vintage year for Palace signings! Glasner’s ‘new manager bounce’ will only add to the attractions of Palace for the players we want.
What Happens If You Don’t Invest? You’ll save your fiver, so you can of course use it to buy what you want – for example, a dozen eggs or a choice from the delicious McDonalds menu. See if you think that compares with cashing in if Palace win the Premier League. It’s up to you. Enjoy!
Disclosure:
- Investors may lose as well as win.
- This is a highly speculative investment and, depending on football results, you may decide to write your investment off as soon as September 2024. However, you may conclude that a £25,005 guaranteed payout justifies the risk of losing £5.
- When you review alternatives, you’ll see that a successful investment in Liverpool would only pay you maybe £30 for a fiver. Arsenal might give you a profit of 20 quid tops. While a Manchester City title would likely give you a payout of around 9 quid, all yours to spend as you want. Good luck with your holiday abroad!
- Professional advisers studying this Get Rich Plan have assessed the likelihood of success at 0.0001%.
- 500/1 and £25,005 are illustrative numbers for the purposes of this information. The actual probabilities (known as “odds”) and the profits brought to you by this investment will depend on when you invest and the “odds” available at that time.
- Missing this opportunity might be a big mistake. Only a handful of Leicester fans enjoyed the financial benefit of their Premier League title – despite the fact that they watched the whole thing happen in front of their eyes. By contrast, Palace supporters already knew the talent in our team wasn’t showing up in the results or the performances (hence the banners and fan discontent in recent months). Now, Oliver Glasner just might shock the world with our team.