No time for dilly dallying, you’ve got football to watch. There’s no early match today because reasons, so the match schedule starts with the teatime matches and rounds out with Everton vs. Fulham. Alas, none of the matches look on paper to be particularly compelling, but hey, sometimes it’s the boring-looking matchups that end up being the ones that are the most fun to watch. So who am I to stop you from watching any (or all) of them?
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Saturday Premier League match schedule
Aston Villa vs. Bournemouth
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: USA Network (USA), not televised (UK)
Stream: NBCSports.com
Brentford vs. Ipswich Town
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Brighton vs. Wolves
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Manchester City vs. Southampton
10 am ET / 3 pm BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Everton vs. Fulham
12:30 pm ET / 5:30 pm BST
TV: NBC (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: Peacock