Oh, football — welcome back! To commemorate the end of the international break and the return of REAL football, I asked ChatGPT to write a one-stanza poem to celebrate.
The break is done, the wait is through,
The Premier League returns anew.
Goals and glory, skill and pace,
The beautiful game’s back in the race!
OK, it’s not Maya Angelou, is it?
Today we have a full (full!) slate of matches, starting with the early game featuring Soton vs. United, the usual raft of 10a/3p matches not televised in England because reasons, a late game, and a VERY late game, (in the slab of concrete).
This is your open thread! Geronimoooooooooooooooo!
Saturday Premier League Schedule
Southampton vs. Manchester United
7:30 a.m. ET / 12:30 p.m. BST
TV: USA Network (USA), TNT Sports 1 (UK)
Stream: nbcsports.com (USA), discovery+ (UK)
Brighton vs. Ipswich Town
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Crystal Palace vs. Leicester City
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. BST
TV: USA Network (USA), not televised (UK)
Stream: nbcsports.com
Fulham vs. West Ham
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Liverpool vs. Nottingham Forest
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Manchester City vs. Brentford
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. BST
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock
Aston Villa vs. Everton
12:30 p.m. ET / 5:30 p.m. BST
TV: NBC (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: Peacock
Bournemouth vs. Chelsea
3 p.m. ET / 8 p.m .BST
TV: Not televised (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: Peacock
